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so at 2 am i ordered 69 plushes on ebay for 5 bucks. i payed the fucking money. and i went to my own plushes and made sexy porn videos.
i woke up and went to work. i came back to see millions of plushes with huge dicks and boobies outside of my house i was all like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
i saw my dog in a giant top hat hanging on the ceiling from the basement with burning dicks under it. i stopped the fire and saved my doge. i went inside my house and it was full of plushes. like covering the walls and floor and EVEN ON THE GODAMN MUTHA FUCKING FAN!!!
the TV had porn on it but was on mute with remote on fire. i went upstairs to find 2 girl plushes i didn't buy. they jumped on me and forced there boobs and hyper realistic pussy to get all over my face. then a bunch of spooky skeletons broke through the windows (there girls by the way) and they fucked with us. after that i got skeleton aids. then 69 girls came from under the plush floor and pulled me under where i was in the bikini bottom but looked like some sex place with boobs and butts and pussies and dildos everywhere. sex dolls on trees and evil patrixx hasing sex with evil patrishaxx (remember patrisha from that 1 spongebob episode)
we had sex in the "krusty crabs the place to get crabs" it was a strip club. i got skeleton aids but that didn't stop me then i got lobsters a new dissease thats like crabs but worse. then a bunch of goombas barged in and fucked all the girls i decided to swim up. it was night. after 5 days of hasing sex.
my house was on fucking fire, i ran out and everyone was now getting raped to death. i took my 3 favorite girls out with me but foxy from fnaf went into the house and raped all of us up the ass and my house burnt down. and im died. now my sexy ghost is writting this, but where was shrek when this happened?!